comic #145

The boy, still with a black box about 1 meter in length went around the the path from the bridge past a large building on to a carpark. He stepped in front off a couple of cars who had to Jump on their brakes to keep from hitting him. They screamend abuse at him but He still payed no attention.
When he got to the end of the parking lot he went down a wooden pear of steps which cut under neath a much larger bridge.Unlike the last, this one had a main road leading across it.
As he walked in silence a homeless person lying on an old mattress on the dirt ground. It had started to rot from the water seeping into it and it gave a musty odour. This may have come from the old man, but the boy could not tell.
The old man looked up with rhumy eyes, yellowed with age and red from a life spent in a constant spiral of drunkenness and hang overs. He drowned his reality with spirits. But as ever, they fled him after a short stay.
The boy stopped, as if running into a brick wall for the first time, and being shocked it hurt.
he said to the old man
"Hand me them." quite simply and slowly, his pitched never changed.
the old man winced at him,
"whaat?Kid, what are you?"
The boy slowly turned his head, moving nothing but his kneck to look at the old man,
"hand Them to me, you have suffered them to long."
he reached out with his hand. The old man, caught off balance by the turn of events reached out as well.As he reached forwards,

--to be continued

comic #143, #144(plus bonus #143.2)

The boy was wearing a hoody and a blue trucker hat.He was glowering at the ground as he walked. Obviously preoccupied. Under his arm was a jet black case about a meter long. He trudged across the gravel of the old caravan park and slowly made his way to the bridge which crossed the creek. The low rustle of trees barely reached through his thoughts. He raised his eyes up a little to see a group of about 4 or 5 school kids. They made a line to get past him, one stepped out of the group and slammed into the shoulder of the boy. The boy Almost expecting this to happen stood there as the school kid rebounded off him, his eyes slid across to his left.
The school boy thinking he had the upper hand gave a scoul and looked up at the boy. the boy stood with the black box under his arm, his eyes were like dark coals, sitting far back in the never ending void of his mind.
The school kids friend sensing that something was amis, pushed his friend in the back to keep moving. When they got at a safe distance they kid that tried pushing the boy, turned around and gave the lame bleet "Watch were your going!Represent!". The Boy, at this time, was already moving and barely gave a second thought to this meer anouyance.

he kept walking....

comic #141 #142

Sorry I wasnt around yesterday.I had a cardiac arrest..I told the officer I was going under 50 but no, he didnt believe me. Well since were being so DEMAgraphic (woot inn-joke(woot in- joke!).

Ok, enough of that. Well you can forget what I said about hockey earlier.I got out of it. YES, I sctually got out of it, AFTER they payed, and less than HALF way through the try outs.Im not about to release how since it was HUGELY imbarrasing and hurting to my pride. So lets just say I had mixed feelings about the final result of not playing. So NO asking until my pride stops hiccuping.

comic #140

Ok, in the next coupla days get out the ear plugs cause im gonna be a bitching. Why must I play hockey??I LOATH that Hell Spawn of a game!!If I could I would punch the teeth outa my coach and every other smirking bastard on the feild. EVERY year around this time me and my dad keep having arguements about it. his lame excuse is "Its In your jeans boy, Your great grand father played hockey, so did your grandfather and so did I.", and then I would come back with something along the lines of "First off I dont give a flying crumpet about jeans!!They chaife in weird places! And if you like It so much why dont YOU play it!!You definitly need it old man!".

Today went to see aon flux with matt. It was ok. I hated that chic who had hands for feet. I was like "YES!!!" when she got hit by that rocket at the end.

Matt has ALLWAYS wanted to do that to Tess, he kept bugging me about it, so I thought why the heckaroo not.

comic #139

hi guys.Ok, not so good feeling, I had a head ache earlier on but now im ok, my throats pretty sore but thats what you get for trying to sing along to song a coupla pitches higher than you can actually go. Im gonna go with the excuse that I usually use saying that I dont have much to say then righting a comment comparable to a lotr chapter.
ok........Nope, nothing there. oooh, eonflux tomorrow, 4:30 showing, westgate.Meet you there. Im talking to you too!yea, that little portuegese guy at the back!!

comic #138

I hate flying insects at night. Your lying there in bed dreaming of a career and a job but mostly about girls, and then you here the ominous hugh pitched buzzy sound.
Then when your mum goes away and your trying to sleep again you hear something flying around trying to get out or whatever it is that bugs do. Then you get paranoid that it will go into your mouth when you fall asleep. And your praying to god that It would give itself life threatining brain damage or a broken kneck from flying into walls and windows.

I DID have two comics for you peoples today but half way through the second one Flash 8 crashed again. Then the SECOND time I did the SECOND comic my brother came over and we boosted the wireless network a bit. YAY, im getting free internet from our neighbor.Hes also got Age o' empires 2, a whole heap of Mp3's, the complete "lost" series. So im gonna be having fun for the next coupla days.

Quote of the day: "When I wake up, I forget how to fly?is it true that we really REMEMBER how to fly when we dream?", A question to morpheus by a little girl. 'sandman: breif lives'

comic #137

You know, I dont actually really know what goes on inside a class room since I have been home schooling since I was a wee nipper of 7. 2 years of primary school thats it.
Im now a socially retarded teenager. Not doing normal things like beating the salad outa kids that arent as popular or strong as eveyone else. Or smoking what ever the trendy grass is at the moment.
Im sorry, I shouldnt try and make sterio types.
Im not so socially retarded as one might asume.I have lots of friends, their names range from things like xClericx324 and pinktootsygirl99. :P, I am sooooo kewl.I hate it how people do that, It takes longer to right than cool.

comic #136

comic #135

OOHH! before I say anything see if you get this joke.It took me a little longer than usual to get it.
"How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two but they have to be quite small".If you dont get it straight off I wont mind.Since I didnt make it up anyway.

Camp was cool, got back 3 hours ago, and sat around drawing the comic.
I got matts excuse for not doing the filler thingy. The working stiff went and got a job at good old Pak'n'Slave. Hopefully I get mates rates.(wow, 2 in jokes in two sentences). I guess Im gonna have to catch up on the comics so yea.
Yay....

It seems as though underground comics are facing quite a sad day. Exit Theory are having all sorts of problems with their webby and may not survive for much longer.All I really know is that IF their gonna get taken out their gonna go down kicking and screaming. And so will I, like a small spoilt child.

comic filler: voodoo people.

Im going away on another camp so heres all I could dig up for you.At some stage I wanna colour it. It will look 'Bitchin' as it were. Based on one of my favourite songs at the moment "voodoo people;pendulum mix", by prodigy If I remember correctly.
Matt might (but probably wont) do fillers while Im gone.
Ill be away until sunday afternoon...I think.

Laters all, and rock on

yours trully,

That guy. I.T.

comic #134

well, Half way through today I had HEAPS of things to talk about then my parents had to go and be parents and I forgot what I was gonna say.

Everyone say hello to the latest link I have added up. Check it out, burkyTea has JUST done the very first episode of his new comic "laundromat",Should be interesting,I know I for one will be checking it out all the time.
Also Exit Theory are doing their thing.Its pretty cool. God/bannana?who knows.

comic #133

Went to a funeral today.I didnt realize how hard it was for me to keep a sad face.In general my face isnt FITTED to be sollem.I mean, when Im by my self I look real mean and Emo but when im in the public eye I wear a broad grin.And its not easy to stifel down.
The speaker lady was really cheezy,She was the funeral director.She had the WRONG voice. At one stage she tried likening peoples lives to butterflies. So I whispered to mum "So..We pupate?", she tried saying something then cracked up laughing.Everyone else was VERY quite. Thats my triumph for the day. (high fives myself in the for head).

No more valentine specials, hope you guys enjoyed them.Cause they were murder to draw and write up.Like three story lines in ONE frickin comic?!oh well, anyway.

The funeral for some reason or another reminded me of a wedding and how fun it would be to take some freshly done rice. While the bride and groom run to the limo getting showered in confetti or whatever it is people throw at them ILL be there making rice snowballs Biffing them as hard as I can. Now that WOULD be funny and cool.Their like "what is this stuff?", "Uncle bens rice...never sticks!".

quote from my good friend Amelie "To the world you might just be a person, To a person you might be the world". love it.

comic #132

Valentines day!Ah,such a cunning scandal.Tapping into peoples most precious and special emotion to make money.But I guess, how else are they gonna sell sickining amounts of chocolate and useless flowers.I mean, you cant DO anything with flowers!Their useless.Ok, They make everything look perty but thats about it. You dont hear people going " we desperatly ran out of flowers!Get more quick or the ships gonna go out of orbit!"
Yes you guessed it.No valentines for me this year.And poor old steve. The only plant I got offered today was ground up, highly allegal, and probably more dangerous than most other normal plants. I said no though, just burn that stuff i dont want it.So they presseded to.Other than the fact they were inhailing the smoke.jjks.
I had to get more credit for my phone today,So while I was at the mall I saw shocking amounts of affection going on everywhere.I was quite disturbed, to voice my opinion I shouted "Whats with you stupid people!Holding hands and being nice to each other",some smarty kuiped "You just wish you were to!", I laughed and walked away.When I was out of sight a bawled my eyeballs out.

A Quote by the famous Izak:"If you were a flower, you would be the one I would rip out of the ground, put into a small jar of water and enjoy until you wither,go brown and die.I would throw you out and find another flower."

Another famous quote:"What did I do to deserve that?I was just trying to be nice!

comic #131

ok the downloads are now working!WOOT!Big thank you on the back of Matt(or something along those lines).Now you can read all the series offline and at your leasure.Also Matt has fixed the october archives(partly). So now new readers can see what happened in the first part of the comics.

Now to the comic blurb: Whats this?Cultist Izaks?Or something even more feindish.Like die hard fans that will rip my hair out to keep as momentos?
chances are its the former.*sigh* i have always wanted die hard fans but their so expensive these days.

comic #130

Ok,Blame meowza for this comic.Damn him and hes amazingly cool gothic style looking comics.:P. Most of you have no idea what Im going on about. Uh,I should say something funny.hmmm, oh yea, its Zaras birthday.HAHA.*sigh*,It was really fun.I made an 6 panel comic using ONLY my cunning abilitys/pen/other peoples feet.now,to genius book of records I shall go.Drawing out my intire comic series so far using other people.As a momento they can get it tatooed on.Now THAT would be cool.People can become my own personal bill boards.I can right my website on their heads and I shall Kick Ass, as it should be.Lol.
I should really put more effort into my comics.I dont put nearly even HALF of my skills into it.

There we go

There October is seeable again under WORKING comic Archives... it doesn't have every single post but it has the comic series ones (I didn't really think i needed to stick in the post that says how izak wasn't gonna do these posts daily)

downtime

ok It seems as though the first INTIRE month of my comics is gone.Nobody told me.then today EVERYONE goes and tells me.
Dont worry me and my technical team of dwarfs(just me and matt) are working on it.And I also realized the downloads thingy isnt working doh.So, if your new to the series and are wondering what the hecks going on go check out zaras steve chronicals,Their good(if not better than the orginal comics) or if you want to catch up completely with what you have missed(up till episode 100 or so) go look at the story so far button.Located at the right of the screen >>>>>>.
Exits are located at the top right hand corner of the screen.Marked with a small red and white X. life jackets arent located under your chair so dont be stupid and gullibal and look.

yours truly,
Izak Flash Man.....still single.*sigh*.....I SAID, *SIGH*.

comic #129

Have you ever thought that old people might become fashionable to carry around? This thought suddenly struck me the other day as I was limping down to the dairy.
I have a tendency to say howdy to anyone that wonders past me. Today It so happened to be an old man.I gave him My salute and this is the cool bit he gave me this really cool grin and said "Hallow!".I wanted to just shout out "DUDE!YOU ROOOCK!!" It was so cool just the way he put so much effort into it.I was on a buzz from this and imediatly turning the corner I saw an old japanese guy.I did the same routine.But he just mumbled "hi..".That was a real downer. Coming BACK from the dairy I meet yet another old man on the same

corner.When I said "howdy" he didnt say anything but he gave me another anourmas grin.He came second.But I didnt have the heart to tell him.But I thought It would rock to take the first old man clubbing sometime.You know, he holds your stuff, come back 10 minutes later instante babe magnet. I think It would be trendy.

But I thought walking around in slippers was trendy so what do I know?

comic #128

every comic has to have its own adorable little animal.It just so happens ours is a bug that spends all its time sitting around collecting the dole(benefit).For those of you who dont know what this is:When somebody looses their job(or otherwise incapable of earning money,single parents etc.) they get a helping hand from the government.They get a set amount according to their current status.But some people decided instead of getting a job in the first place they might as well cut out the middle man and get the doll.thus giving it a bad name.

comic #127

wow, I found my crazy frog songs.Man!Remember when it first came out and everyone thought Axel F was the best thing since mashed potatoes?And then people listened to it so much that the song basically killed its self since its so catchy.It gets caught in your head like such as classics
like "wheels on the bus(remix)" and "Barney theme song(thrash metal version)".

comic #126

Sorry I didnt post yesterday.Ill post another comic later tonight to make up for it.
Todays tall tale:
I have a Sore throat.Sucks really.It affects my drawing.You see, Im actually a blind cartoonist.A bit like those artists who draw with their feet cause they dont have arms.Except I dont have eyes.So the way I draw is.I first draw on a pad of paper and then do high pitched squeals at the paper.The pencil led reflects sound waves better than the rest of the paper.So I get a mental picture ricoshaying back at my sound receptive temples.I also scare the hell outa the local bat population.

All proceeds of this story goes towards people without arms(that do those really cool paintings) and people that are reduced to squealing at peices of paper.

comic #125

Its been one of those days...AGAIN."Hey now would be a good time to do the comic..Hey!This looks like a funny site..*2 hours later*..Ow, my eyes feel like their been scoured out because i havent blinked often enough.Better go do something else...*2.3 hours later*...now seems to be a good time to get into trouble about something trivial...*0.1 hours later*...That doesnt seem that fun after all.Time to do the comic..OH, I havent played this game in AAAges!I wonder why?...*3 hours later*...Now I remember why.Better put that in a dark corner of my shelf and not look at it until I forget i know it."...Thats basically how my day went.

comic #124

Ok, i dont usually get political(on my blog), cause I think its boring as hell.But todays an exception.Everyone has heard about the cartoons from denmark that got muslims jumping up and down.More than that in fact, quote

"The embassies of Denmark and Norway were badly damaged by demonstrators shouting "God is Great!" as police fired tear gas and water cannons, news reports said. In the Palestinian territories, protesters burned tires and threw rocks at offices of the European Union, and a leader of the Islamic Resistance Movement, or Hamas, was quoted as calling for the death of those responsible for the caricatures."
" A leader of Hamas called the caricatures “an unforgivable insult” that merited death"
(side note:There were peaceful rallies against the cartoons in Iraq where hundreds demanded an apology from the European Union. I apluad them for not using brute force.Just trying to show that Im not completely against those monkeys)

First point, if christians were like muslims, we would be protesting everyday about how someones been "disrespecting my homey G (G for god)".Its not really a point, but you get the idea.

The second not so much a point is: I feel really sad for the cartoonist.Hes just trying to earn his meager salary.Bring home the bacon so to speak.And all of a sudden hes got religious radicals jumping down his throat.Hes probably thinking "Oh my G, their gonna drive a commercial jumbo jet into my house." .I want to show my respect and support to that man by shpwing the comics on my blog(so he gets into even deeper trouble) and hold a moment of silence for him..............

Third point: the muslims were jumping up and down about the comics portraying them as killer terrorists, and so what do they do?Torch embassys and demanding the head of whoever it was who was responsible for this great ATROCITY against their faith.Im not rying to say that going around laughing at other people religion is wrong, I just find a religion who thinks that anyone who isnt with them should either join them RIGHT NOW or die an excrusiating death a very intolrable thing.How could something like this ever come about?
I mean, at least the jehova witness folky only knock on your door every couple of months.Their not about to put their foot in the door as your trying to close it and say"What?You slam the door in my face you son of a B?(sorry about the harsh letters Im using).Well im just gonna have to rip of my suit and blow you away with this home made BOMB I have been working on...What was that?Where did I get this BOMB?Oh no where, Its just a little hobbie I got taught at Jehova school."

Yes, My argument has been quite shallow, but I never put much effort into what I say. If you guys wanna debate it/hate me/clap me on the back go ahead.

comic #122 #123

sorry.Yesterday blogger wasnt going right.So heres yesterdays as well.

dont feel so good.LIKE A FOX!...I could not find a single definition anywhere for sibling ANYWHERE!I couldnt even make it up.Anyway.If anyone can give me a definition of sibling without using google Ill..Give.them.something....maybe comment here \/ .or use the shoutbox.

Comic #121

right!Listenshutup!get this song...Riiiiiight.NOW
Lemon demons:the ultimate showdown of ultimate Destiney AND
Lemon demons:Dance like an idiot.
That last one is now my new theme song.
my last theme song was
Reel Big Fish:Dateless loosers...Which sorta gives you an idea of my self esteem.
alright, comics.Why dont you ever see Steves mums face you ask?Why not I say.She might be like those people at the mall that you see and instantly forget.Except that when you see the picture you already forgot her face.

NOOOO!!!I dropped my digital camera!! :( AAAARG!!!Now it doesnt wanna work.Sigh...Gotta go drown my sorrow in a bucket..You thought I was gonna say beer or something didnt you?DIDNT YOU!!lol.

comic #120

well this is MY space so I can talk about whatever the hell I want so...You know when you go to a wedding and when it comes to the "you may now kiss the bride" bit, And the groom gives her a pussy little pek.Dont you just feel like jumping up and going "OH PLEASE!We all know you can do better than that!Dont think I didnt see you that time!!this is your first act as man and wife!!Make it count you egg!!".When this usually happens and everyone says something along those lines I like the sheepish look he gives everyone and then does the best kiss ever.
Another thing is at movies.You sit behind a couple and you wait in antisipation for the guy to get the guts to put his arm around her.Half way through the movie you slip him a note saying "What are you waiting for?" and then when he gives you a mean look you give him another pre made note saying "If you dont we will barage you with a steady flow of pop corn.We kept a box specialy for the occasion".And then when he gives in (And puts his arm around his mum) the whole row of your friends stand up and give them a standing ovasion.Then you all sit down and act inconspicuise...Well thats all I have to say for now.

comic #119

not much to talk about at the moe..Anyone play maple story here?It would be cool to get your names and stuff.Hang out, KS each other.You know.The usual.
for those who dont know what maple story is:
www.mapleglobal.com