comic #89

you can all see where this is going cant you? Im hoping im pulling this thing off right.If it seems really fake and stuff it will be really cheezy and lame.

Oh well, happy new years eve everyone!

comic #88

I dont really have anything to say.
Wow, most boring post award goes to Izak!you get a small teddy and a fat free yogurt!

this is a semi colour comic, meaning, I was getting bored waiting for my mum to get off the phone so I started colouring it.
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comic #87

for all those who wanted to know, Tes is a complete figment of my imagination, meaning, she is only loosley based on someone I know, but not enough to go, "OH MY GOSH!ITS BLAH BLAH BLAH!I cant believe it!". that means, NO. Im not hitting on someone from real life.Does that answer the question Zara?I know you werent implying that I was hitting on someone from real life but..yea.

Still figuring out the band.Im still going with the base.Who cares that base players always look retarded and never get girls?I dont.well, the retarded bit anyway.I got a couple of good base lines under my belt so thats gonna be cool.Now, off to watch the brothers in arms DVD.

ROCK ON EVERYBODY
!see you tommorrow XOXOXOX
(gay conitations arise in your mind)

comic #86

Alright, I dont mind giving some secrets away about this one.The car is actually drawn from a photo I took.
I was with matt, and I was like "i need to take a picture of a crap car" since I wanted to use the digital camera I got for christmas.So we go out scouting around for crud cars.We found 3 exceptional ones but we decided to go with this little white hatch back thing outside the pools.
Then we had to come up with a crap but funny colour scheme, we started going for browny reds then decided that pink was the "one" which was perfect.Imagine driving that when your a self conciousce teen ager!

But to be honest, it IS a head turner isnt it.

comic #85

wow, it took me longer to find the file than it did to draw it.I was wigging out thinking that Matts computer was broked and had destroyed my master peice, but nether the less I prevailed. Its a serious comic, I didnt feel that i could joke about this sorta thing.

comic #84

Just bought the GOLDFINGER album.They rock!!Damn I hate boxing day sales, but only the other people there to cash in on them.Its like "GET OUT OF MY WAY!IM IMPORTANT!DONT TOUCH MY DRAWING HAND (under breath)*faggot*!" , giant queues everywhere.sometimes I just feel like walking all the way down, throwing the money at them, taking what I want and leaving.I could always just take what I wanted and leave I guess, that would cut out the middle man, but im not like that so damn. Ooh, the appearance of Steves mum, finally.

comic #83

Merry christmas FOOLS! as the old saying goes, no rest for the wicked, todays is just a holiday message, nothing deep, moving or sick.

Ill leave you with some lyrics of my new favourite song "99 red balloons"

"99 dreams I have had In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go"

comic #82

Christmas eve!Wow, when I was a little kid I would be shaking presents wondering what was inside. I used to be a master at figuring it out what was inside.one shake could tell me whether it was lego,kenex or clothes,Partly because I never got lego and clothes were all soft and disappointing. clothes doesn't seem all that bad now, since I'm always loosing mine. its not as if I start streaking or something!They just disappear out of the fog of reality for no apparent reason. yes reality is a fog. I worked it out.I also worked out the meaning of life.

The meaning of life is the decision you make before the end of it....You can figure out for yourself what that is.

comic #81

I Like doing the whole blur effect thing in photoshop.Its about the only trick I actually use. for those who want to know what I have been doing lately, i have been working on a narnia parody in flash.I have done 23 seconds out of 68. The animation actually looks pretty good I think, but Im having prblems doing snowflakes.Im using code to make it fall from the sky, I cant be bothered drawing each individual piece.
Also I have been practicing the bass guitar.

Merry And Pippin everyone!

comic #80

I decided to put out tomorrows one today. I might decide to do another one tomorrow so in fact Ill be a day ahead.So hopefully I wont be scribbling away on christmas day.I WILL have a christmas special, that much is for certain. heck, is ANY webcomic person NOT?
Oh wow, Zara has started a bit of a fan site for steve.Shes retelling the story of steve but with really cool changes to the scriptings.She spatters the stories with pictures from the comic. Go have a look, youll find the link just to your right with all the others>>>

comic #79

Wow, Thats sorta creepy.Thats what you get for making a comic at 1:30 in the morning, that and reading OTHER dramatic goth style comics.
Pepsi is my friend.Its helped me through some rough times, for instance, "Oh jee willikers!That guys chasing me!Throw the pepsi at him!" and "mmmmmm, Caffeine."

cover art

This is another master peice done by me and mostly Matt.I have decided that these will be used as cover art.So every thirty comics or so we will release some of these spunkalishis effects and drawings.NOw that we know why were doing them they might start to have something to do with the actual comic.

comic #78

today (with the help of Zara) I finished the story so far of steve.If your a noob to the site and dont know what the heckaroo's going on with the comic I suggest you visit it.
It basically just gives a commentary of whats happening so far.I didnt do the story of me and all the other real life people cause its basically just a filler for steve.

Comic #77

HUZAAH!The new forum Is up and running from this moment forth.Go check it out when you have the time, become the second person to join or something.Tell your friends, spread the word!graffiti on trees, the new improved forum is here.

now for the comic.

comic #76

im sorta taking it easy making these christmas coming up to comics.No major plot twists, just corny jokes for a couple of days.
Man, christmas is creeping up and I havent even done any gifts yet, Im FREAKING out here.

Comic #75

Is it just me or is the google ads choosing realy funny subjects to advertise.It reads the messages that I post and the titles and things and it comes out with what it thinks is a good ad so umm,

COMICS, COMICS, SEXY, COMICS, IZAK, STEVE, COMICS.

That should do it.

comic #74

no news is good news.But if you think about it, the only time there ISN'T news is when something has happened to the news source.
Hmmm,Stupid old sayings that have loop holes and flaws.

comic #73

It is trully sad that nice people can be led into a life of drugs.I know a bunch who have.If it wasent for their radical lifestyle change they wouldnt have so many complications and bricks to carey in their bag of life.
Now im not going to preach about how drugs are bad for them since they would already know what its doing to them(and anyway,Everyone else is telling them how bad it is for them so why waste my breath?) but instead im going to live a life drug/vice free.Perhaps by showing them that you can still have fun without narcotics they might decide its worth fighting against their addiction.
I thought it would be cool to have a story similiar to the ones I hear all the time in my story. and who knows,they might find a way out of the downward spiral.

Dude,I sound like a frickin parental unit!!

Medieval steve

I drew this comic,Matt then took it into photoshop and messed around with it,At my direction.Matt spent the most time doing it though,so he gets the credit. This isn't part of the series.YET!it would be cool if I could slot it in somewhere.

comic #72

theres problems with having real people in my comics.First off all, they all (well most) are always telling me to put more of them into the comics.Then they tell me HOW I should draw the comic e.g. draw me with a massive 8 pack Izak, make me do something that will kill steve and make me the main character.Then there are the friends who I havent or wont put into my comics yet.Sheesh.lol.Actually, I love it that you guys show such a keen interest in my comics. As long as ONE off you still tell me that my comics are great Ill keep doing them.
Its great to have such amaginative and sly friends such as yourselves.Zara, keep hasseling me about spelling.
Phil, hang tight,your coming soon.
Keir, keep poking holes in my comics and appreciating them and thinking their funny all at the same time.
Matt,uh,ummm.Damn.Ill get you that shirt saying "izaks #1 fan" on the front.
Robert,Keep thinking your gods green skinned gift to the female race.
Alyssa, your a really good compassionate friend, dont stop being you.
Jeremy, HAVE YOU EVEN READ MY COMICS YET??!?
Also thanks to all the homeschool buddies for stopping me from being a complete and utter reject of society.
And also any people out there across cyber space how spend your pressious time reading (and hopefully) enjoying my comics.

Why did I do all that?Why didnt I wait till episode 100?I don't know.Why do I need to wait for a special occasion to be thankful?

comic #71

YAY!Im Finally normal size!I can finally fight back at my "friends" as it were.lol.I was getting sorta bored off being mini-me anyway.I couldn't really think off a reason for going back normal size other than the fact that I havent been using my drawing ability to alter things in the comic world.

comic #70

yes,This one is sorta screwed.It went completely off track.Its all this coke im drinking or something.This also blows my whole concept out of the water since my comic characters dont know anything about a devine cartoonist looking down on them.

comic #69

This comic represents a lot off history.Being the sixty ninth comic I thought it would be the right thing to do,since the number sixty nine seems to hold so much importance to Ethan.

enough said.

comic #68

Im back! woot! It took three tries to make this comic. First time I quit out and didnt save, second, the computer locked up half way through, Third time I gave up and just drew the damn thing on paper. At least paper doesnt spontaniously combust or lock up like computers.

comic #67

Soon Ill be off to camp so no more updates until sunday.Sorry,I shouldnt have a life,but I cant help it!Its just so HARD to be a full time nerd.

comic #66

YAY!Tommorow im off to youth group camp.beach,babes and babes.Wait...

Its been a while since you have seen THAT character.Can you guess who it is or is it to obscure for you stupid bloggers that doent go look at the archives in episode 10.Thats not a hint,just a slip off the toungue.Also known as french kissing.or is that toungue in cheeck?No matter.

comic #65

This comic is actually true.I didnt even notice that over time I had changed tobby's hear.I went back and had a look and it sorta evolved.I asked Matt if he had noticed and he said he had,so that makes ME feel like a dofus.I dont even notice my own drawings changing shapes.

comic #64

Its official,Im the grinch.Christmas just ISNT whats its cracked up to be.Its so COMMERCIAL nowadays.I say we do away with presents and just have a huge family get together and have a big feed.Obviously the woman would spend their christmas slaving in the kitchen while the men lay back sipping thier coktails saying what an amazingly relaxed day christmas is.

comic #63

I dub this second colour comic, the headache comic.2.5 hours of work,partly because I deleted EVERYTHING by mistake and had to start from scratch.Thank goodness for thrash music and corse language for stress relief.
Actually its not thrash, more like rock/ska.Im gonna do the lyrics cause I love this song now..
"I Think I Love You"

[Originally by The Partridge Family]

I'm sleeping
right in the middle of a good dream
when all at once i wake up
from somethign that keeps knocking at my brain
before i go insane
i hold my pillow to my head
and spring up in my bed
screaming out the words i dread
I think I love you!
this morning i woke up with this feeling
i didnt kno how to deal with
and so i just decided to myself
id hide it to myself
and never talk about it
and did not go and shout
when you walked into the room
i think i love you
i think i love you
so what am i so afraid of
im afraid that im not sure of
a love that theres no cure for
i think i love you
is that what life is made of
though it worries me to say
that i've never felt this way
believe me
u really dont have to worry
i only wanna make you happy
and if u say hey go away i will
but i think better still
i better stare out and love you
do u think i have a case
let me ask you to your face
i think i love you
i think i love you
so what am i so afraid of
im afraid that im not sure of
a love that theres no cure for
i think i love you
is that what life is made of
though it worries me to say
that i've never felt this way
i dont kno what im up agaisnt
i dont kno what its all about
i got so much to think about
i think i love
so what am i so afraid of
im afraid that im not sure of
a love that theres no cure for
do you think u love me?
i think i love you
i think i love you
i think i love you

comic #62

hmmm,can I creticize my own comic book character for a second?He doesnt know what job hes being intereviewed for?!?Thats pretty stupid even for steve.

answer to pinkfrosting88's comment:Yes!colour comics are comingcoming soooon..lol.Dont think I dont know where you stole that name, cause I LOVE spacetree the space tree in space!

Answer to Dales comment: dude,one word, Get A Bigger Screen.lol, or learn to make the picture bigger by hovvering over the pic until an icon appears down the bottom right hand corner then clicking on it.

comic #61

YES!3 comics in one day!Suck on the end off that!I dont really have much to say since I already sheard all my thoughts for the day and you dont think much when you spend 5 hours sitting on the computer.

comic #60

every girl needs a little izak.Its true.I stole that from another comic.But does anyone blame me?

comic #59

Alright this is a special message.Is a 3 month anniversary actually all that important?Does it have any special meaning?What sorta message is that sending to the girl?Oh my gosh,We lasted 1 fourth off a year together without killing each other.6 month anniversarry maybe,1 year, definetely.Feed back would be helpfull.Am I just an unromantic son of a beach,or is there something special about that?

Comic #58

wow, episode 58.I remember when I did episode 10 I was like YES!I have conquered everything!But now it doesnt(and wasnt) all that much.Now episode 100 will be cool.I think by that time my drawings will have noticably improved.I mean, Im doing this daily so SOMETHING must be getting better!Drawing with a mouse has set me back a bit but oh well.