Comic #223

oh yes, See comic 214 to see when the note was slipped into his pocket. ;) just reminding you slackers =D.
Ah, im so mean aren't I. Ok, i'll stop. but only if you follow these safety guide lines they use on aircrafts.

"Shut up. Sit down. buckle up."

Or if your having a bad day, "Shut up, shit down. buckle up." teehee. Couldn't resist.

Well, I was in a good mood, up till now. When mum walked in. So yes. Im gonna shut up now. shit down and staple myself to the seat.

XOXOXO

Comic #222

Well, I have had enough of whining and going on about stuff. Im gonna do one of my "feel good" inspirational type posts that you may stray across occasionally in the warped and wonderful world of Izak.

I wanna talk about tayls, the bestest best besty wittle teddy bear EVER, e-v-e-r... eeever.

So, I got a teddy bear for my birthday. Keir hand made it for me :). Thats Suber sweet in my opinion. But she is a super sweet girl after all so what can I expect? *shrugs*
Anyway, tayls is a cutie, and even if her head is a little big and lopsided on one side(also a little misshapen) that doesn't detract from her cutieness one bit.
I have never really had a teddy before, this will be my first proper one, So even if I'm 17 or whatever, its never to late to cuddle a teddy to sleep. (that last sentence there is daring any of the guy readers to say otherwise.)
Tayls doesnt actually have a tail if your wondering, and if you were wondering what tayls means and whatever your not about to find out i'm afraid. >:) teehee

In unrelated news, sorry that the comic was so late, I decided to have a life the ENTIRE weekend, strange isn't it? *Izak walks into the outside world and hisses at the sun.*

Im curious, am I the only one who does stupid stuff to get out of awkward situations? Like, when your going through someones junk, looking for interesting things, and then the people see you as they walk down the road, so they yell at you, and you cant think of anything to say or do, so you just hiss at them like some kinda dimentid gremlin and lope off, hoping it wouold be suffisintly funny to make them forget why they were shouting at you in the first place.
That didn't happen to me, so dont talk about it. EVER! You didnt see anything, you cant proove anything. All you have is the word of a deranged twisted cartoonist.

quote of the day:
Mum: Izak, where are you? what are you doing?
Izak: I'm in the toilet...Do you really wanna know what I'm doing?

comic #221

ok, yes, for everyone who didnt know, I turned 17 yesterday. Yay me I guess, another year older another...bit wiser.
You know what kinda tickles my interest bone, people saying happy birthday. Its not that its a bad thing, its cool that people go, "hey bro, happy birthday.", and then I scare them away by saying "aww, thanks, BUT, DID, YOU, MEAN, THAT, OR, ARE, YOU, JUST, A, ROBOT, WHO, DOESNT, THINK, ABOUT, IT, CAUSE, ITS, LIKE, AN, AUTOMATIC, REACTION, WITH, YOU, PEOPLE. thanks for the toy. :)"

ok, now forget all that, I wanna tell a breif story of something thats being weighing on my mind. You can tell its EXTREMELY important by the way I spelt weighing.

To set the scene, planet earth, zoom below australia to a little strip of islands lovingly called New Zealand. Zoom into the top Island. You can see buildings now slowly becoming more detailed as you come closer, move to the left a bit... Now you see individual houses and streets. People look like little ants. Zoom in a bit more and you can see me absent mindedly carying a huge stack of papers. I have just plugged one of the blitters into a letter box, and unbeknowenst to me there is a small, usually cute looking little dog. I would normally see it coming and turn around in amusement but this time Im even more lost in my thoughts than usual.
It sinks its teath into the back of my calf mustle. I suddenly realise somethings wrong with my leg and I feel a moment of shock and fear shoot through me, I think it might have been adrenallin or some defence mechanizim. I look down and see the dog-thing. It immediately lets go and scammpers. I shout profanities to the street in general and do my best to chase after it but having chomp marks in my leg and carying a huge wad of papers doesnt aid me well. It gets away. I seeth for the rest of the round.
zoom forward two days later, It trys the same trick but this time I boot it into the ground. Zoom forward maybe a week later, its to far away and the owners are right there so i throw stones at it instead. Damn you mutt, Im gonna get you good one day, and thats the day everyone will learn you dont go biting me in the calf and get away with it easily.

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enjoy. My eyes hurt.






(After note: This is the shortest post ever made. Not including this bit.)

Comic #218

Im sorta proud of this comic. First off, the bottom right hand corner, of Matt falling down the trap door, the fuzzy motion effect is awesome. I love you flash 8 and your filters of awesomeNESS.

Second of all is the bottom left frame. I didn't notice the joke till I was adding the speach bubbles and just noticed the joke in it "Leave the devious thinking to me.(could you move forward and to the right please?)" Yes, very subtle and devious evil Izak. Your about as accidentally witty as I am. Like when I was trying to cheer my mum up about her age. "Look, to be honest your not all that old. Compared to those rocks in the garden." it just wasn't meant to come out like that.

Im going to try and update over the weekend sometime, to make up for the one I missed last week. I was at Piha, great surfy beach if your into the whole cold thing... And the whole surfy thing. Its really wack, I saw myself in the reflection of a window when we were buying ice cream. I actually looked like a surfy or something weird. I almost scared myself...almost.. but I realized how hot I was. :P

But anyway, on a lighter note for these evening, just to sooth the nerves. MY MUMS A WHORE BAG! Yea, thats right, NOW try and diss me after that.