Comic #234

battlefield vietnam is an awesome game. Pitty they dont make any worthwhile cracks for it. and the updates thing doesnt wanna work. I cant wait till I get back home to see if it works on my comp.

Mum and Dad get back on wednesday. woot. I guess.

I sleept till about 1 today. Finally I get to catch up on all that sleep I have been missing out on. Its like the party scene Im always late too. You get there late and by the time your really getting into it its over and your left going, "damn.."

as ever, props to matt for photoshopping this comic.

Comic #233 YEAR 3: Seperate paths

Welcome to year 3 of Steve, seperate paths.

I noticed that the stories sorta starting to drag out cause of the unupdatingness, Ill try and do something about it. Honest.

Well, I'm staying at phils at the moment. You know the one. Theres that zara character who has the hots for him etc etc. He has the fringe. anyway, its pretty cool. He has broad band. Woot.

So yes, If you see me around anywhere online Ill be checking out mmorpg's. It sucks, I think theres a bunch of anime nerds stealing my name. Apparently its a gundam seed character or something. maaaaaan =(.

On wednesday I go to coopers beach. Woot, man it brings back memories. Its when I decided "Hey, fuck you, Im gonna pull you out of the comics."

heh. I knew I had to swear sometime or another.

Casino royale is good. It could have finished like, half an hour before it did. He has the happy ending with the girl, he saved the day..... Then it keeps freaking going. I mean, its ok, it was cool. And it was good *spoiler alert* that the main chick died in the end. It would have been cheap and to complicated to make her come back from the dead. (damn you pirates of the carribean.)

See ya'll in a week or so.

comic #232

Merry Christmas everybody, and may your hangovers after the merryness be not so bad.


as it plainly says down the bottom of the comic, this is indeed the end of year 2. I hope you guys have enjoyed it more than I have had making it =). Cause honestly, I would rather read these instead of making them, since I'm such a lazy knob. But I suppose if all I did was read these I would make a comic series of my own =). and so the spiral downward goes.

Can't believe how far the comics gotten, and honestly, I do love doing this. But I also can't wait to get to the end, then look back at all I have done and be able to enjoy it. Probably by the end I'll be even more imbarrased than I am now at how crazy steve looks in the early days, allways getting so warped.

Now lets review whats happened this year, I did lots of stuff, thats a start. I complained, I moaned, I got secretive, I havent finished the story I was telling before. I decided to shorten down how often I did comics, I completely forgot about that and stopped updating even weekly.

I started with comic #91 this year and am ending on #232. I'm doing more colour comics, Steve looks different (but not so cute according to Zara, Jeez, Teenagers AREN'T all that cute zara, Its what happens, As soon as kids can walk properly, talk properly, and start noticing girls they stop being kinda cute. Girls on the other hand stay cute until they hit 30, in which case They get left to the lonely 40 year old men who are desperate for anything. God, I hope not many people above my age group read this.) and in general the whole cast has morhped slightly. Keir got ripped out of the comics, Dark Izak Came into being, Matt made 6 comics, Izak went into his inner being, Tess Killed her father, Tobey got steve into a skate comp, Andy and the black bars materialized.

Thats a quick inventory. I suppose, don't know what I was trying to accomplish with that, Probably was hoping something awesome would happen, like, Oh my gosh, I was looking for that million dollars, thought I left it somewhere. Good thing I cleaned up and made an inventory.

And if you hadnt noticed, the name of Year 2 was "A trial and the tribulation", and if you had noticed, We had the tribulation When people got pulled out of the comic world or taken to ____, And just now were looking at the starts of a trial..

Once again, merry christmas, happy new year, hope to catch up with you all in Year 3 of Steve. See you all next year.

P.s. the name of year three... Nah, Ill leave you in suspence..

P.p.s It might be a while before I start bringing out year 3, Be thinking mid january.

comic #231

have you ever wondered how bum santa would see christmas? Im guessing 99.99% of you havent.

But to answer that 00.01% minority of fans I have made a comic for ye.

I know updates are even more intermitent. Not a good time for me.

expect at least one more update before christmas.

Never say or promise things you know you can't plausably carry out, even if it makes them feel good now, down the track when you let them down your just gonna screw them up even more than the would have been normally.

Fuck you sweet nothings.

Here I am, and here I stand. Here I stand, and here I look to the future with a smile on my face. Here I let time and events sweep away any sorrow.
Here I am, and Im gonna kick ass world. For I am flash man!

comic #230

ok. Hmm, I had a lot to say before. But shit happened. let me explain.

So today i walked out side right. quiet like a fish, when this, HUMUNGOUS.... no. I can't do it, im thinking less than one word ahead. hm, that sucks.

Well, I guess I have a lot on my mind...

This comic. I didn't feel very inspired while drawing it.. I'll do better next time, when I'm actually in the mood.

I clocked Doom 3 last night. the last boss was easy as pie. He's HUGE though. It was quiet impressive. But the last video sequence at the end didn't make me feel very fulfilled. BUT, its an awesome game, I loved it from begining to end. Man, you have to see me the first time I played it, I jumped every time a zombie or a demon jumped out at me. I got really into the game, I loved the experience, I thought it was particualerly mean for the first part of one level, there are no bad guys, but grates fall down, or gas pipes burst, or you see skutteling and a shadow dart past between some pipes, it gets you really wound up. Awesome game, the only reason halo's more popular is because of multiplayer. If Doom 3 had a decent muliplayer It would be a lot higher up the list of kick arseness than it is at the moment.

Thats my nerd speech, I don't do that to often, but since I am a nerd i think i'm more than aloud to talk like one every now and again. You wouldn't believe the amount of comic books I consume.

Silence HUMAN

Ok, I know I havent updated the comics yet, I'm waylaid with a picture I'm actually being payed to do. So, as I said a while ago, paid work in the real world gets priority over Steve. So yes. *excuses take up the next few lines ->*



Hope you enjoy the sample. that pic takes up about.... 1 inch square of the pic. So, thats actually gonna be pretty tiny, Wont be able to see the detail I put into the knobs and stuff. Sigh..

So next time you see your friends give them a big "Shut the @#$% up while I multitask HUMAN!" from me. =), thankyou.

p.s. Down with facist scum who don't alowe me to draw on walls. (damn over reactors.)

Comic #229

ok, So, It seems as though matt is Hurteling into a heap of weird looking spikes. Well our brainless hero ever make it away alive? PROBABLY.

My bebo thing has gotten me thinking, its starting to become a social experiment, people react differently to it. Some don't give a damn really and just tell me I need help. Some are genuinly concerend, and the reasonably intelligent ones no its a lie.
But the even smarter ones actually want to discusse it. Thats cool, cause its getting me thinking, Im looking at it in a whole new light now. and its making me review myself a bit. hm, interesting is it not?

In other news I have exams on monday and tuesday, wootus, after that I have nothing left to do other than draw and animate and do all the crap I have always wanted to do, like singing in the rain and flying around on an umbrella pretending to be a nanny.

Currently listening to: Stephen lynch - Half a man