comic #137

You know, I dont actually really know what goes on inside a class room since I have been home schooling since I was a wee nipper of 7. 2 years of primary school thats it.
Im now a socially retarded teenager. Not doing normal things like beating the salad outa kids that arent as popular or strong as eveyone else. Or smoking what ever the trendy grass is at the moment.
Im sorry, I shouldnt try and make sterio types.
Im not so socially retarded as one might asume.I have lots of friends, their names range from things like xClericx324 and pinktootsygirl99. :P, I am sooooo kewl.I hate it how people do that, It takes longer to right than cool.

comic #136

comic #135

OOHH! before I say anything see if you get this joke.It took me a little longer than usual to get it.
"How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two but they have to be quite small".If you dont get it straight off I wont mind.Since I didnt make it up anyway.

Camp was cool, got back 3 hours ago, and sat around drawing the comic.
I got matts excuse for not doing the filler thingy. The working stiff went and got a job at good old Pak'n'Slave. Hopefully I get mates rates.(wow, 2 in jokes in two sentences). I guess Im gonna have to catch up on the comics so yea.
Yay....

It seems as though underground comics are facing quite a sad day. Exit Theory are having all sorts of problems with their webby and may not survive for much longer.All I really know is that IF their gonna get taken out their gonna go down kicking and screaming. And so will I, like a small spoilt child.

comic filler: voodoo people.

Im going away on another camp so heres all I could dig up for you.At some stage I wanna colour it. It will look 'Bitchin' as it were. Based on one of my favourite songs at the moment "voodoo people;pendulum mix", by prodigy If I remember correctly.
Matt might (but probably wont) do fillers while Im gone.
Ill be away until sunday afternoon...I think.

Laters all, and rock on

yours trully,

That guy. I.T.

comic #134

well, Half way through today I had HEAPS of things to talk about then my parents had to go and be parents and I forgot what I was gonna say.

Everyone say hello to the latest link I have added up. Check it out, burkyTea has JUST done the very first episode of his new comic "laundromat",Should be interesting,I know I for one will be checking it out all the time.
Also Exit Theory are doing their thing.Its pretty cool. God/bannana?who knows.

comic #133

Went to a funeral today.I didnt realize how hard it was for me to keep a sad face.In general my face isnt FITTED to be sollem.I mean, when Im by my self I look real mean and Emo but when im in the public eye I wear a broad grin.And its not easy to stifel down.
The speaker lady was really cheezy,She was the funeral director.She had the WRONG voice. At one stage she tried likening peoples lives to butterflies. So I whispered to mum "So..We pupate?", she tried saying something then cracked up laughing.Everyone else was VERY quite. Thats my triumph for the day. (high fives myself in the for head).

No more valentine specials, hope you guys enjoyed them.Cause they were murder to draw and write up.Like three story lines in ONE frickin comic?!oh well, anyway.

The funeral for some reason or another reminded me of a wedding and how fun it would be to take some freshly done rice. While the bride and groom run to the limo getting showered in confetti or whatever it is people throw at them ILL be there making rice snowballs Biffing them as hard as I can. Now that WOULD be funny and cool.Their like "what is this stuff?", "Uncle bens rice...never sticks!".

quote from my good friend Amelie "To the world you might just be a person, To a person you might be the world". love it.

comic #132

Valentines day!Ah,such a cunning scandal.Tapping into peoples most precious and special emotion to make money.But I guess, how else are they gonna sell sickining amounts of chocolate and useless flowers.I mean, you cant DO anything with flowers!Their useless.Ok, They make everything look perty but thats about it. You dont hear people going " we desperatly ran out of flowers!Get more quick or the ships gonna go out of orbit!"
Yes you guessed it.No valentines for me this year.And poor old steve. The only plant I got offered today was ground up, highly allegal, and probably more dangerous than most other normal plants. I said no though, just burn that stuff i dont want it.So they presseded to.Other than the fact they were inhailing the smoke.jjks.
I had to get more credit for my phone today,So while I was at the mall I saw shocking amounts of affection going on everywhere.I was quite disturbed, to voice my opinion I shouted "Whats with you stupid people!Holding hands and being nice to each other",some smarty kuiped "You just wish you were to!", I laughed and walked away.When I was out of sight a bawled my eyeballs out.

A Quote by the famous Izak:"If you were a flower, you would be the one I would rip out of the ground, put into a small jar of water and enjoy until you wither,go brown and die.I would throw you out and find another flower."

Another famous quote:"What did I do to deserve that?I was just trying to be nice!