comic #181

Public service message: Feel alone in the world? Think theres no one out there that loves you? Well guess what! Stop being such a angst little twerp about it because now (new from moose) is this!My words of encouragement(tm).
Theres those song lyrics "Everybody loves somebody sometime"

Well its true, and chances are somebody, somewhere out there has loved you. You might not know it but theres some creeoy stalker guy out there writing your name over and over again in their text books cause they cant think of anything better to do. Oh that just reminded me, For all of those that read the shout box, You may have noticed I went ape because my computer supposedly "SPAKETH"(or spoke) to me. Well it did, it was a sorta highish baby voice, and was freaking out. "Help me" then that was it. I did alt-ctrl-Delete to see what programs were running, nothing out of the ordinary. We are infested with some nasty viruses though, damn hotmail. So my hearts been hammering over all this. I dont like being in the room alone with the computer incase it tells me the secret of the universe and I forget. Actually, more likely, I dont want the computer to grasp my thigh obtrusively. ANYWAY. Back to my public service announcement. Girls! This ones for you, the ones that think they look like a monkeys B-hind. You DONT. Its physicaly impossible to look like an apes posteriar. When a guy falls in love with you, no matter what you look like, the more we look at you, the prettier you become. After A while you look like a goddess and we have to be tied to a table or something so we dont do anything rash. So dont worry about looks, as long as you have a beautiful personality everything else will just come free with the package. GUYS, You might get down in the dumps and stuff, and think you look hidious as well. But to be honest, most unshallow girls dont just go for looks anyway, their not turned on the same way as guys. I think Thats something both sexs should understand. I could go into this deeper but Ill leave it for another time.

Batman 2

Just when you thought things couldnt get any more wack, I had to just post ANOTHER batman rip off thing. It features robin(again), and it doesnt have anytalking, just a lot of giggling(It might not be me doing the giggling...or IS IT.). This is something else I did with matt, so I cant be completely blamed for how odd this is.

keyword: Stumps??

http://img335.imageshack.us/my.php?image=macb4erteth6wr.swf

comic #180

OK, Im gonna try and do a lame joke marathon, Only rules are that I have to find them amusing, but not the majority of other people. I already did one yesterday, so, an entire week of lame *but funny in a warped way) jokes.
Dont you just love typos? I have said some pretty crazy stuff in my time just because of some misplaced fingers(eww, inn joke). Like for example, if your trying to ask someone to marry you over MSN, and just as your writing marry, the cat jumps onto your lap and you get momentarily distracted and It comes out:

And how does that make you...feeeel says:
Would you marrinade me? pretty please. XD, jjks, rofl, lol, lmao, lotr, sos, pms, sms, thingyanddis.

Ok, thank goodness I have THAT over with. Now to the story...



Nick grind at her for a second,
“ Ok, to put your mind at rest, I’m not going to kill you.”
Ester looked slightly relieved, and made to get out of the car.
“But,” Nick said quickly, “Only if you do exactly what I tell you. Once Im done ill let you go about your merry little life again.”
Ester slumped back into the chair.
“ You still haven’t told me what your going to do.”
Nick seemed to not even hear her say anything, instead he put his hand into his pocket and withdrew a sleak powerful looking pistol, Without even looking away from the road he squeazed the trigger.
Ester gasped. Then brought her hand up to her face, She felt a wet dribble go down her forhead.
“Water?” she breathed.
“Water.” He said, then started laughing to himself.
Ok, Ester had had enough of these mind games. She swatted the gun out of his hand, it landed by her feet.
“awwww” he crooned “ don’t need to be like that. Go on, you can play with it.”
She gazed daggers at him for a second, then turned and tried getting out of the car. The central locking was on, and she was having a blond moment. Meaning she didn’t realize you had to click the little button back to unlock the door. She rattled the handle a bit then Had a hissy fit at it. Screaming and whacking at the glass. No one on the side walks seemed to notice.
She gave up, out of breath and frazzled.
“come on, try out the gun, itl cheer you up. I hate it when I have grumpy hostages.” He gave her a friendly smile, she ignored it. Then picked up the gun.

--to be continued.

comic #178 #179

Ok, Im not really meant to be online right now, so Ill make this snappy. Oh oh. Ok, I only know one other person that laughed at this rediculius joke. Ok, Im in the van heading up to the steels(sand mine) and im drawing a watch onto robert (the time was 11:88) since thats a normal thing around here,*shifty eyes*. And anyway, its a special ink pen with a really pointy nib, and it didnt wont to work on his skin,
Izak "the pen doesnt want to work on your skin."
Rob "Its quite a picky pen isnt it."
Izak "Haha. a PICKY pen, get it??" *taps nose with pen and goes into hysterical fits of laughter*

lol, get it, GET IT! picky pen. PICKY..PEN!!awwwwwwwwwww, gawd. Me and my useless sense of humour.
Personal notice: No one bother txting me for the next week or so. Dads got me phone. grr him and his meager attempts to squash my social and personal life!Well, he hasnt heard of MSN has he.muahahaha!Actually, that seems to be locking up my comp lately. And yes nicolian.soon.Sooooon the creation shall be...started.lol. *brain thing*.

comic #177

Wo! Dude! Its already the 3rd!How the heckaroo did that happen? I missed Steves birthday completely! its on the 2nd for all those unobservant people.
That second pic is something my brother hand drew, and I traced it and stuff on the computer, those curves are really hard to capture. Its not completely finshed, as you can see the holes in the R are a bit to equal and it makes it look sorta like a button. It says "taylor made" by the way. I think thats a rockin name, I was toying with it for a while for a logo but it seems as though Bens beaten me to the chase. That phrase doesnt really make sense, how do you "beat someone to a chase"? Isnt that a little like putting taxes on taxes?(which they already do) Or isnt it like "Ill swim you to the backstroke!", whoever made those up obviously doesnt know anything of the english language or grammer...Oh wait..I made them up.haha, I get it now.Never mind. *shifty eyes*...*jumps out through safety glass of moving train*(inn joke).


“Like my car?” Asked Nick. He had his hand in his pocket, Where the gun probably was. Ester gave him the silent treatment.
Nick shrugged. He didn’t really care what she thought of his car anyway. Girls never know anything about cars other than the colour. In fact she knew exactly what it was, dodge viper GTS. One of only eight in the country. He gestured towards it and it unlocked and made a little chirp sound.
“Get in. It’s comfy.”
Ester was about to tell him that she didn’t care HOW cute he was, she wasn’t getting in that car, when she found her legs walking towards it involuntarily.
Once she had let go of the door and was sitting in it grumpily inside the sleek vehicle Nick looked over.
“I guess you want to know EXACTLY what your doing here and why I choose you?”
She glowered at him.
“Yes.” She said, almost spitting.

--to be continued.

batman 1

You guys thought I was just joking and trying to gain attention with the batman thing didnt you?DIDNT YOU!Well something really did burst out of his stomach!And Batman realy DID say cheese!!*ahem* Just click this link to find out for yourself (sorry lower speed internets.)

Its really odd, but I wont to do some more. Batmans just such a funny subject!

**Updated link and cartoon** If it paused half way through last time it should work now.(stupid preloader)

http://img107.imageshack.us/my.php?image=batman3mb.swf

comic #175 #176

Ok, Im trying to write something funny but matts putting me off. Partly because hes learning the Jurrasic Park theme song (at my request admittedly). Gosh, that really brings back memories. I have the special limited edition of that movie. Its awesomeness on a stick. Part three had potential to be pretty good, but it just get up to it. For its time jurrasicpark was quite ground breaking. Anyway, enough reminising.

These comics were meant to be posted yesterday (for april fools) but yea. I didnt have time to post them.Read both of them carefully, and in the right order. I was being pretty cheap when I drew them but oh well.