comic #126

Sorry I didnt post yesterday.Ill post another comic later tonight to make up for it.
Todays tall tale:
I have a Sore throat.Sucks really.It affects my drawing.You see, Im actually a blind cartoonist.A bit like those artists who draw with their feet cause they dont have arms.Except I dont have eyes.So the way I draw is.I first draw on a pad of paper and then do high pitched squeals at the paper.The pencil led reflects sound waves better than the rest of the paper.So I get a mental picture ricoshaying back at my sound receptive temples.I also scare the hell outa the local bat population.

All proceeds of this story goes towards people without arms(that do those really cool paintings) and people that are reduced to squealing at peices of paper.

comic #125

Its been one of those days...AGAIN."Hey now would be a good time to do the comic..Hey!This looks like a funny site..*2 hours later*..Ow, my eyes feel like their been scoured out because i havent blinked often enough.Better go do something else...*2.3 hours later*...now seems to be a good time to get into trouble about something trivial...*0.1 hours later*...That doesnt seem that fun after all.Time to do the comic..OH, I havent played this game in AAAges!I wonder why?...*3 hours later*...Now I remember why.Better put that in a dark corner of my shelf and not look at it until I forget i know it."...Thats basically how my day went.

comic #124

Ok, i dont usually get political(on my blog), cause I think its boring as hell.But todays an exception.Everyone has heard about the cartoons from denmark that got muslims jumping up and down.More than that in fact, quote

"The embassies of Denmark and Norway were badly damaged by demonstrators shouting "God is Great!" as police fired tear gas and water cannons, news reports said. In the Palestinian territories, protesters burned tires and threw rocks at offices of the European Union, and a leader of the Islamic Resistance Movement, or Hamas, was quoted as calling for the death of those responsible for the caricatures."
" A leader of Hamas called the caricatures “an unforgivable insult” that merited death"
(side note:There were peaceful rallies against the cartoons in Iraq where hundreds demanded an apology from the European Union. I apluad them for not using brute force.Just trying to show that Im not completely against those monkeys)

First point, if christians were like muslims, we would be protesting everyday about how someones been "disrespecting my homey G (G for god)".Its not really a point, but you get the idea.

The second not so much a point is: I feel really sad for the cartoonist.Hes just trying to earn his meager salary.Bring home the bacon so to speak.And all of a sudden hes got religious radicals jumping down his throat.Hes probably thinking "Oh my G, their gonna drive a commercial jumbo jet into my house." .I want to show my respect and support to that man by shpwing the comics on my blog(so he gets into even deeper trouble) and hold a moment of silence for him..............

Third point: the muslims were jumping up and down about the comics portraying them as killer terrorists, and so what do they do?Torch embassys and demanding the head of whoever it was who was responsible for this great ATROCITY against their faith.Im not rying to say that going around laughing at other people religion is wrong, I just find a religion who thinks that anyone who isnt with them should either join them RIGHT NOW or die an excrusiating death a very intolrable thing.How could something like this ever come about?
I mean, at least the jehova witness folky only knock on your door every couple of months.Their not about to put their foot in the door as your trying to close it and say"What?You slam the door in my face you son of a B?(sorry about the harsh letters Im using).Well im just gonna have to rip of my suit and blow you away with this home made BOMB I have been working on...What was that?Where did I get this BOMB?Oh no where, Its just a little hobbie I got taught at Jehova school."

Yes, My argument has been quite shallow, but I never put much effort into what I say. If you guys wanna debate it/hate me/clap me on the back go ahead.

comic #122 #123

sorry.Yesterday blogger wasnt going right.So heres yesterdays as well.

dont feel so good.LIKE A FOX!...I could not find a single definition anywhere for sibling ANYWHERE!I couldnt even make it up.Anyway.If anyone can give me a definition of sibling without using google Ill..Give.them.something....maybe comment here \/ .or use the shoutbox.

Comic #121

right!Listenshutup!get this song...Riiiiiight.NOW
Lemon demons:the ultimate showdown of ultimate Destiney AND
Lemon demons:Dance like an idiot.
That last one is now my new theme song.
my last theme song was
Reel Big Fish:Dateless loosers...Which sorta gives you an idea of my self esteem.
alright, comics.Why dont you ever see Steves mums face you ask?Why not I say.She might be like those people at the mall that you see and instantly forget.Except that when you see the picture you already forgot her face.

NOOOO!!!I dropped my digital camera!! :( AAAARG!!!Now it doesnt wanna work.Sigh...Gotta go drown my sorrow in a bucket..You thought I was gonna say beer or something didnt you?DIDNT YOU!!lol.

comic #120

well this is MY space so I can talk about whatever the hell I want so...You know when you go to a wedding and when it comes to the "you may now kiss the bride" bit, And the groom gives her a pussy little pek.Dont you just feel like jumping up and going "OH PLEASE!We all know you can do better than that!Dont think I didnt see you that time!!this is your first act as man and wife!!Make it count you egg!!".When this usually happens and everyone says something along those lines I like the sheepish look he gives everyone and then does the best kiss ever.
Another thing is at movies.You sit behind a couple and you wait in antisipation for the guy to get the guts to put his arm around her.Half way through the movie you slip him a note saying "What are you waiting for?" and then when he gives you a mean look you give him another pre made note saying "If you dont we will barage you with a steady flow of pop corn.We kept a box specialy for the occasion".And then when he gives in (And puts his arm around his mum) the whole row of your friends stand up and give them a standing ovasion.Then you all sit down and act inconspicuise...Well thats all I have to say for now.

comic #119

not much to talk about at the moe..Anyone play maple story here?It would be cool to get your names and stuff.Hang out, KS each other.You know.The usual.
for those who dont know what maple story is:
www.mapleglobal.com