fan art Fooooools

yea thats right.Fan art of me BY me.mwhahahaha!*sigh*....What a useless person I am.

For people who cant get enough of spaz master Izak, MC DJ nightly, or flash man have written a short little thing for anyone willing to listen.I havent had much time to rant about stuff on this blog(This is the part where just about everyone leaves) so Im gonna be doing a bit of ranting but not what people usually rant about.Im gonna bag on those people that feel all high and mighty...yea, thats right.DAMN YOU RANTERS!I couldnt give a flying crumpet about your opinions and feelings!*ahem* thanks..thats about it.*gets down from stage followed by rotten fruit*

comic 28

Wow.I have completely lost control of this comic.Its literally writing its self now.I sort of just go with what comes into my head first.That santa bum was never meant to be in the story.He was meant to be in one frame in the last comic and thats it.But hes sorta expanded into the bad guy roll.The bottom frame of this comic looks sorta retarded.I hope you guys can figure it out.

On a lighter note.I almost set myself on fire yesterday.YAY ME!Man...that was a my best hoody too.

comic 27

Never trust a fat man with a beard!!Dont sit on thier laps either!It gives them thrills!!This is a public service anouncement by the pentagon, where our moto is "Have a turbin?get out of our country!Have Oil? You die so we can keep it all for ourselves!"

now hopefully ill get lots of hate mail to keep me entertained all day.Perhaps I could even print some of it out...and then shred it up for my pet hamster to play in.
yours faithfully,
LOL.

comic 26

This is my first comic that is saved as a gif. for all of you who really care.I found out that gifs actually take up less room than jpeg.That means that it should load faster for 56k modems.also be sure to see some simple animations packaged with the comic now.For all of you who dont know(or havent seen my other site tamakazi.digitalzones.com) im a biggener in animation.I use flash mx 2004.I have made a couple of games as well.:)but their not on the webby saddly.I did have high hopes for a mmorpg but I found out it would take half a life time with my amount of experience.lol.

comic 25

man.I have been walking evrywhere today.My feet are killing me.I went to buy some fire works today from pak n save.And the lady wouldnt let me buy them since I dont have I.D.(im homeschooled and we cant be screwed with usless peices of plastic.).So I said to the lady "Do I look under 14?!?And all she did was sit there.She didnt say a thing so I put the stupid firecrackers back.But TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY!ill get matt to get me them.muhahaha.
YAY!My site on keenspot is almost running!That means This blog is almost redundent.Ill probably still update this but not as often.When I have It running ill link this to it.

In this comic I decided to stick A mini comic at the bottom cause I had all this space.Its just me talking but hey!Who DOESNT like listening to me talk.

comic 24

phew.I kinda liked this one.Have you noticed that most superheros seem to get by without donations? How does spiderman survive working as a pizza delivery guy any way?!? So I decided that my super hero would be a bit of a scabber.He gets a commision or something every time he saves somebody. That seems fear, doesnt it?

filler comic 2

im sorry.Its eight fifteen at night and I have only just got back from operation christmas child.I was helping out with christmas gifts for third world childern that may never have a chance to get a christmas gift.It may sound like a sad story that you can tell to pick up chicks but its true. Im about to throw up with the amount of lollies I have eatin today.

OH MY GOSH DARN PEE PICKING BRAIN TREES ITS IN COLOUR!!I found this old comic liying on my computer.This was going to be part of a series but I settled on steve instead.These guys may feature in on steves comic.

comic 23

wow.Some people just dont know when to shut up and go away.well enough backstabing for now.Labour weekend rocked my socks!Spent the whole day at wiawera hot pools and managed to geta sun burn even though we bairly ever saw the sun. The wholetime I was like "Oh baby give me a sun tan" then on theway home its like "Oh ****, that frickin hurts!"I think im different from other guys.When I see a girl Imight go "hmm, shes hot" and thats it but other guys arelike "OOOOOH!AAAAAHH!Shes the most hot slut bag I have ever seen!Damn, I wonder how old she is?!?".Im not trying to say otherguys are like this.Maybe im weird or Perhaps its just the jerk bags that I hang outwith.Whoops there I go again.

Oh well, this is the very first comic to show cliche comic book superhero guy!It just had to be done. This character is based on one ofmy good jerk bag friends Robert Thomas Greenwood Steel Menzies Jnr V.He may have extended it since last time I could ask.Hes A real niceguy(vain but cool), pitty he hasnt introduced me to his ex girl friend.(hint hint, nudge nudge.)ok I lie, perhaps I am like other guys butexprese myself differently to everyone else.

Tommorows comic might be a little late since I havent made it yet andI have another jam packed day.so, yea...uh...*Crashs to floor in afit of jublente sleep*

comic 22

yes it arrives ontime.Its actually labour weekend so Ill be gone most of tommorow doing non labour related stuff like pulling concrete slabs up hills to make pyramids for a dieing monarch.It sounds silly now that I put it that way.

woops

wo!uh...Here I am on the net and I forgot to put my comics onto my flash drive...Darn it..uh.How bought I do a quick sketch for everyone to keep them entertained.yea..thats what ill do.

comic 21

wo.I threw toby way out of character.But how could I do that when hes only been SEEN twice during the whole series!?!?Oh well, he will have his time i guess.My plot twists seem to be going in weekly cycles starting on sundays, youll see what I mean tommorow.Actually plot twists would be on saturdays for people living on the opposite side of the globe.

comic 20

wow.Im already onto the 20th comic.It feels like only 2 weeks ago when I started...Wait.It was only 2 weeks ago.and I still dont have the google ads working right.Hehe.I get money every time somebody clicks on them.But I only ever seem to get public service ads that dont get me money.Oh well.Doing my bit for the Google giant,I mean community..

comic 19

I LOOOVE the crazy frog.And I cant do a thing about it.As long as I have that maniac frog I dont care that my friends are all running away..I know im a dork but what are you going to do about it?
p.s. I am not a whales dinga-ling either, so shut it!

comic 18

Yea.Its A bit insane having him knocked out for eight months but hey.I would hate to miss my birthday like that.
Dude I dont think I have been exercising properly.All my legs feel strained and cramped and it hurts when I get up and down.I feel like an old person.*Sigh* sixteen going on 60.

comic 17

ow.I realized suddenly that people make skate boarding look so much easier than it really is.I have grazezs all down my right side.Unfortunatly i also done something to my right wrist as well. But thats ok because i already did up to thursdays cartoon so my hand should stop hurting by then so I can get back to entertaining the masses.

comic 16

This is a true quote from a descussion me and my friends were having about reality TV."ITS ALL REALITY!IT DOESNT MATTER!"...*sigh* Zara, do you always sound like a drug abuser.
I bought the crazy frog CD yesterday.Why?I dont know.But i wont my 22 dollars back.So i can buy lollies
P.s. Dont EVER judge my spelling.

comic 15

BLOOD!!Im having trouble uploading, its really odd.I dont know whats up with it. I tried this new format so it might be better.

comic 14

thank god for crazy friends broad band modems!!!

sorta

Well i have been working on all my future comics so they wont turn up so late anymore.It only depends on when i can find some time on the interwebby fingi ma jigi shinzzle mau nizzle. Soooo yea....Enjoy.My friend actually found the blood everywhere FUNNY!perhaps it is, i dont know, But he shouldnt be luaghing at blood strewen every where!He wants to be a phsychologist when he's older.Perhaps he wants to be one so he can talk to himself and asks what he "feels" about stuff without having to pay a HUGE bill.ooooooh k.The file isnt uploading properly so ill have to go find another computer.....

comic 13

I updated early today becuase i drew the next couple of episodes last night.So all the posts until sunday will be quite early i guess.By the way, i found his great website, if you ever have trouble with pens or have any quiries go to pen island or penisland.com .It mey take blondes a while to get it.

comic 12#

oooh.This cant end well. No one can jump out of the tenth story and survive!or can they, hmmmm.......theres allways cartoon physics i guess, but who am i to say?Im only the cartoonist!

comic 11

teehee, I love criticizing the critics, its such an entertaining uncliche thing to do. If you didnt guesse, thats me in there. I look similiar to steve (except for the black hair) but thats becuase way back before i created the steve comics, the character thats currently steve was me, and i didnt have enough forethought when i made the steve series to actually make him look different. I hope you got that, and if you didnt......READ IT AGAIN!

comic 10 'WOOT!'

What sorta school is this anyway?? randoms just pretending to be his best friend?!? It must be filled with complete losers!!(thats because its set in australia, with a lower case a..Jjks!lol).

note about updates

note: My comic isnt a daily update, Im NOT a work-a-holic who spends his whole life on a computer trying to make other people happy and unbored.(well thats not quite true). I will hopefully update weekly if not sooner.I might bring them out in huge batches, or i might just do fillers like this, Note the title of my blog/\. Im hoping you enjoy the "STEVE" stories as much as my friends are(facking it).

comic 9

i know this one looks wierd and all, and it has nothing to do with steve, but i just wanted to take a chunk out of those annoying disney movies about robots with feelings.I find that so annoying! How can a half trashed robot suddenly grow feelings?!?!That makes totally no sence at all! I wanted to do this comic really quickly so thats why the drawing sucks.Enjoy anyway:D

comic 8

This toon introduces billy, the little dick.And i mean LITTLE. He may be vertically challenged but he makes up for it by being an ass hole.

He also likes to be dramatic.Expect a plot twist with this guy around.

P.s. by the way, im hoping to make my comic quite serious.One liners can only go so far.

comic 7

I know, I know. Its my cheeziest one i have done so far, and the last frame is hard to figure out....SO GET OVER IT!:)

comic 6

ITS COMING OUT OF MY EARS TO!GET HELP!...NOW!
*sigh* i love that.

comic 5

this is actually the first comic i did.It started out as just a four frame doodly sketch i did when i was bored. An d one of my friend complimented me on on it and thats how i started this series. DAMN YOU KIER!lol ;-)
p.s. this toon is continued on comic 6

comic 4

teehee. I like the looks on there faces when they see roxan walk past.(and also the fact that a nuke goes of on the horizon and they dont even notice.Males..they only have one thing on their mind..........FOOD!.....wait....

comic 3

this is the introduction comic. Im hoping to astablish a bit of a personality for my characters and i guess this is where it starts.

i found you can view my comics at their best quality by saving them to your computer first, then viewing them from the file you downloaded.
from now on im going to put my toons at thumbnail view so you have to do it that way. Im sorry i know its a bit of a hassle, but i cant get them to go optimium size on the browser or the blog.:(

whoa..

just making sure this silly thing works